Anna better put on another coat,
Cuz she’s got strep throat.
Not only does she have to fight this,
But also tonsillitis.
But wait there’s more
Because before
She first went to the doctor
Her eyes were sore
Anna heaved a heavy sigh
Cuz somewhere somehow she contracted pink eye
Okay is how she feels
As she lies in bed and heals
YUP YUP YUP My throat is trying to kill me. After having a cold for perhaps over a month
or two, my body has decided to revolt in the form of more illnesses!! Yippee!
I have been to the same clinic twice now in 4 days.
The first visit occurred mainly because I
obviously had pink eye. For two days,
the whites of eyes had been pinky-red and that morning when I woke up, they
were glued shut with pretty little crusties.
I was taken to the clinic by Elizabeth, who is one of my supervisors for
the teaching project. I told her about
my eyes and about my cold and everything else that is wrong with me. She advised me to tell the doctor everything,
but I only wanted to be treated for my eyes.
Alas, I ended up obeying and telling the doctor about the cold that had
been going on for quite some time in addition to explaining my eyes. He prescribed me something for my throat
(which hadn’t been bothering me that much) and for my stomach (which hadn’t
been bothering me that much) and for eyes (the real problem). He looked at my throat and asked me a ton of
questions in Spanish and finally examined me while I laid down chillaxing on one
of those doctor table bed things with the paper on it.
Hyperbaric Chamber!
Table with medical things!
Me in a classy outfit about to be examined by a Peruvian doctor man.
I thought it was all a bit excessive, as I
can handle a lingering cold. I just
wanted my eyes to no longer be contaminated by feces. I paid and left with Elizabeth to find a
cheaper pharmacy (there is one at the clinic but the prices are a bit
steep).
DETOUR- Patrick, a
fellow global glapper, arrived in Cusco that morning or the night before. I
forgot. Anyway, Elizabeth needed to pay
a visit to him to explain how he would fit into the teaching project since it
had already started (sidenote- Patrick arrived so late because he got very sick
in South Africa. What the doctors originally
thought was tuberculosis turned out to be a nasty staph infection in his
neck. He is better now and has a fun
scar on his neck from a drainage surgery.
TMI? I hope so. C:< ) We were at Patrick’s house for probably 20
minutes and then moved on. Patrick joined
us on the rest of our errands. In
addition to picking up my medicine from a pharmacy, I needed to go to Western
Union to pick up some money that my Mom had wired me (this is how I get my
money as my debit card mysteriously disappeared—it was either misplaced or
stolen, but I cancelled it before any damage was done). To get money from Western Union, you need
your passport, which I had not brought because I thought it was just going to
be a normal day of class and lesson prep.
Instead, the day held a medical adventure, a reunion with my buddy
Patrick, a trip to my house, a trip to Western Union, a trip to a pharmacy, and
finally lesson prep. Dang. Busy morning that was. When we stopped by my
house, Elizabeth and Patrick went inside and met up with my family. It turns out Elizabeth’s husband is great friends
with Ayul (my host dad). So they had a
mini reunion while I introduced Patrick.
My host family brought us juice and water and we chatted for a couple
minutes. Then, it was time to get back
to business.
With my passport in its pouch around my neck, we walked up
Avenida del Sol all the way to Plaza de Armas (about a 20 minute walk). The
Western Union I go to is located in the plaza across from the fountain,
opposite one of the churches. I picked
up my money and then the three of us walked to the Inka Farma, which is on
Avenida del Sol, one block away from Plaza de Armas. There I purchased my medication (a thing of
eye drops and two different types of pills) and Q-Tips! Woohoo!
Patrick bought soap! Wow! Fascinating!
Elizabeth then went with Patrick back to his house and I walked back home
packing cash, medication, AND Q-Tips.
Blah blah blah normal day of lesson prep.
Here is where things get interesting. The medication made me so much worse! I felt dizzy, shaky, and weak, and my throat
began to hurt. My eyes, on the other
hand, were pretty much as good as new after a couple days. After a few days of taking the medication the
doctored prescribed to me for my throat and stomach, that I didn’t really need,
I stopped. It was ridiculous. I knew it was a bad idea from the start, and
that I should have only taken the prescription for my eyes. It would have saved me money and a lot of
trouble.
Days pass in which I take my prescribed pills and eye drops,
and then I plummet. Barely able to put
on pants, unable to swallow with ease, I will myself upstairs to my host
family. This was last night. It had been rough for a couple days, but last
night it got really bad. I waited for
them to come home and when they arrived, I forced down what little food and
water I could bare to swallow. I choked
down some ibuprofen and then went back downstairs to my room. Sleeping is not easy. Today I woke up and the dizziness had
subsided, but my throat was still in bad shape.
So my host family helped me find someone from Projects Abroad to take me
to the clinic. I would have called Hugo,
but it’s his birthday! I didn’t want to
bother him. After a few hours, Jessica,
a Projects Abroad Peruvian arrived at the apartment complex with her daughter
to take me to the clinic. Again.
I went into a different room this time. This one was about the same size as the first
one, but seemed to have more medical equipment. There was no hyperbaric chamber, but there
were two places for patients to recline, a suction machine (scary), and a lot
more stuff I couldn’t identify. Also,
cabinets filled with medical thingies. The room from the first visit was barren in
comparison.
Today, my visit was pretty pleasant. The doctor was a nice lady who was
accompanied by two other nice ladies, who I can safely assume are nurses. The doctor reached for the tongue
compressor. I HATE THOSE THINGS. So in my Spanish, I asked her if we could
just try it without the compressor. I opened my mouth as wide as I could and
stuck my tongue out. She took one look in there and said “WOW VENGA” (pretty
much translating to “holy sh*t come look at this sh*t”). Yup.
That was a tad worrying. Then she
explained that my throat was really red and inflamed. I asked her what I had and we tried to bridge
the language gap and we finally got on the same page. I have tonsillitis and strep throat. We think.
In the states, they would have taken a culture of my tonsils and waited
for the results or something, but here it is perhaps more practical in that you
get treated quickly and efficiently.
Then again, I did get screwed over in my first visit to the clinic. Anyway, we talked about how I would get
treated. She could see how much pain I
was in every time I swallowed, so she wanted to give me a penicillin shot.
Where, Anna? Where was the shot?
IN THE TOCKS. IN THE
BUTTOCKS. ZE TOCKSSSSSS
Yup. I went over to this table, laid on my belly, and
allowed one of the ladies (I don’t even know which one) to stick a needle in
the meat of my caboose. It took like 20
seconds. Pretty great! I take it
back. It was not pretty great. It was pretty uncomfortable. Pretty uncomfortable!
The main doctor woman wrote down my prescriptions (one for
ibuprofen and another for an antibiotic) and we took this fantastic
picture.
I said bye and went to pay.
Next it was time again to find a cheaper pharmacy than the one in the
clinic. We walked down Avenida de la
Cultura and found the pharmacy where I paid like 3 dollars for my
medicine. The medicine from the first
visit at the clinic was around 30 dollars I think. And it only made things worse. Then we ventured (me, Jessica, and her 2 year
old daughter) to a market because I needed to buy snacks for my room. First market was a disappointment, but the
second was fruitful! And merry! I bought
3 boxes of cereal (because granola bars aren’t a thing here), 12 juice boxes, tissues,
and 2 liters of water. Finally it was time
to go hooome. I said by to Jessica and
her little girl and took a taxi to my apartment. YAY.
Home. That’s where I am right
now.
My butt is sore. It
feels like a UFC fighter jabbed my left bum cheek. Maybe that’s what penicillin does. Who knows?
Oh wait. Everybody knows that
that’s not how it works. Awkward.
Anyway. My throat
still hurts a lot, but I am passing the time resting in bed, writing songs, and
writing this blog post. Oh! And I’m drinking lukewarm tea. That is pleasant.
Okay. Until next
time. I miss you all.